[How much does Maria want to bet that Nick is going to regret giving her his email address? He's probably asleep when she starts sending weird songs to him. West coast time for the win!!!!]
[What... What did he wake up to and then had to finish checking after school, he's not even... He's pretty glad he thought to put in headphones too, he doesn't want to know what his mother would say if she overheard some of that.]
Maria,
I don't see the connection or even the point in a lot of those. I doubt I could even go to any kind of convention where people would dance. Were you just spamming me, or is there a hidden message connected to the club that I'm not getting?
[Maria gets home from school by about the time that Nick sends his answer back. If only he can see the grin on her face as she reads this.... This girl is seriously unrepentant.]
Dearest Nicky,
The point, my fine feathered friend, is that there is no point! All I wanted to do was send you some things that might either interest you or broaden your horizons or (gasp!!!!) make you laugh. Thus, there is no real logical point to sending all of those wonderful things to you.
I'm not exactly used to getting things like this sent to me, so I thought I should know why. In guess in a slim chance where I do need to know any of that stuff it's OK.
[Y'know what's sad, she very well may be his best friend already, nobody else he knows spams him like this. He is not going to admit this, however.]
Guess what? Now that you've told me that, expect me to dump stuff into your inbox once I've accumulated a good number of them. >:) You have created a monster, my friend. And just think: it'll only be worse if we meet up in person! Mwahahahaha!!!
[Email] 1/?? lol this is going to be painful
Date: 2014-04-25 05:51 am (UTC)I Can't Decide.mp3
Dude, for some reason, this song just reminds me of you.
[Email] 2/??
Date: 2014-04-25 05:53 am (UTC)lol omg I forgot I had this xD
[Email] 3/??
Date: 2014-04-25 05:57 am (UTC)LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS, NICK
LOOK AT IT
LOVE IT
LIVE IT
[Email] 4/??
Date: 2014-04-25 05:59 am (UTC)Totally bet you haven't seen the music video of this song. That saying you've heard the song before.
PS, if you haven't, what kind of Weird Al fan are you?????
[Email] 5/??
Date: 2014-04-25 06:03 am (UTC)Bet you've seen a horse fly. I bet you've seen a dragon fly. But I bet you never did see a GOAT FLY!
[Nailed it.]
[Email] look i'll just tell you when lmfao
Date: 2014-04-25 06:06 am (UTC)Look I just like the song don't judge me.
[Email]
Date: 2014-04-25 06:08 am (UTC)I went to the weird side of YT today...
PS: hope you don't regret giving me your email address, Nicky! :D
[Email]
Date: 2014-04-25 06:11 am (UTC)I bet a lot of fake internet money that you can't stand listening to this video for the whole time it plays.
[Email]
Date: 2014-04-25 06:14 am (UTC)You. Me. At a convention. Dancing to this song. Let's do it.
[Email]
Date: 2014-04-25 06:19 am (UTC)Man, that's me more often than I care to admit. :(
[Email]
Date: 2014-04-25 06:21 am (UTC)No regrets
[Email] DONE (for now)
Date: 2014-04-25 06:28 am (UTC)Best story ever. It brought a tear to my eye.
PS: I want you to know that this is only the first wave. onedirection.laugh
[Email (eventually)]
Date: 2014-04-26 04:01 am (UTC)Maria,
I don't see the connection or even the point in a lot of those. I doubt I could even go to any kind of convention where people would dance. Were you just spamming me, or is there a hidden message connected to the club that I'm not getting?
And don't call me Nicky.
-Nick
[Email]
Date: 2014-04-26 04:08 am (UTC)Dearest Nicky,
The point, my fine feathered friend, is that there is no point! All I wanted to do was send you some things that might either interest you or broaden your horizons or (gasp!!!!) make you laugh. Thus, there is no real logical point to sending all of those wonderful things to you.
Yeah, yeah, don't call you Shirley, I know. :)
Your dearest and best friend,
Maria <3
[Email]
Date: 2014-04-27 04:34 am (UTC)I'm not exactly used to getting things like this sent to me, so I thought I should know why. In guess in a slim chance where I do need to know any of that stuff it's OK.
[Y'know what's sad, she very well may be his best friend already, nobody else he knows spams him like this. He is not going to admit this, however.]
- Nick
[Email]
Date: 2014-05-02 06:13 am (UTC)Guess what? Now that you've told me that, expect me to dump stuff into your inbox once I've accumulated a good number of them. >:) You have created a monster, my friend. And just think: it'll only be worse if we meet up in person! Mwahahahaha!!!
[Email]
Date: 2014-05-15 07:12 am (UTC)Please don't, and somehow I doubt any of it was my doing. I'm pretty sure I'll never go to Las Vegas, so you can hold on to that evil laugh.
[Email]
Date: 2014-05-29 08:41 am (UTC)[Email]
Date: 2014-05-29 10:17 pm (UTC)Good luck with that. I'm pretty sure my parents won't let me meet anyone they think I met online.